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All too true:

Petting the belly of a kitty is like frolicking in the back hair of an angel!

If a bit of schadenfreude doesn't brighten your day...

If a bit of schadenfreude doesn't brighten your day./good morning baby, hope your day is good.

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

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I don't think of myself as having a "gray" thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Droge humor!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?

You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me.  Vivien Leigh  Born	Vivian Mary Hartley  5 November 1913  Darjeeling, Bengal Presidency, British Raj  Died	8 July 1967 (aged 53)  London, England

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara. I think this expression/scene was the ultimate Scarlett moment and really showed Vivien Leighs talent. In a second, she transformed from scared to THIS. Im a hot sexy bitch who doesnt care what you think.

You think its ok to flirt with my boyfriend knowing hes taken??...well I think its ok to push my fist in your face!!

Free, Flirting Ecard: You think it's ok to flirt with my boyfriend knowing he's taken?well I think it's ok to push my fist in your face!

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