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This made me giggle because it's VERY similar to something I have said to Dustin as he kept hitting my imaginary brake from the passenger seat. ❤ Then I said, "Just close your eyes." Ha!

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

Heeheehee! Hormones are a beyotch! ~ The stages of a woman's monthly cycle, in photos.

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We have a strategic plan.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

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Get otta my way asshole!

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively maneuvering around azz holes that don't know how to phucking drive.

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

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Olivia from the Cosby's: Just look at the one photo if I show you a picture on my phone!

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I'm sorry dear. In order for you to insult me I must first value your opinion...

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If you don't swear while driving...

Quote, If you don't swear while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all. How not to swear when some people are not paying attention.

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