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Is it Summer yet?

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

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"Every girl wants a gentleman in the street and a Christian Grey in the sheets.

sometimes an im sorry im a grumpy bitch cake can come in handy

39 Cakes That Couldn't Have Said It Better

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

Some people....

Funniest ecards!

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. There are a couple of people I can think of.

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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

Happens After The 9th Taco

Happens After The 9th Taco

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