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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. Funny and true

Haha!  www.LiquorList.com  "The Marketplace for Adults with Taste" @LiquorListcom   #LiquorList

This totally happens at my house. Beer and veggies are in the same drawer. But the veggies usually go bad before they get consumed. Can't say the same for the beer.

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again. I totally do this!

a certain someone i know.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

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Oh yes, there are those days! Ever+have+one+of+those+days+where+literally+everything+pisses+you+off?++Someone+could+be+like+ Look+at+that+rainbow,+ and+I'd+be+all+ Fuck+that+shit!

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE!

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I hate talking on the phone. I would so rather text. I spend enough time on the phone at work.

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