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Five dollar charge for whining. and 100 dollar charge for whining about the whining charge.

Sisters (Crystal actually DID this to me, only she didn't quit laughing, so I had to get myself up!!!)

you and I are sisters - always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up - after I finish laughing

Kids

lost or borrowed? like when you borrow stuff out and forget who you borrowed it to?

For real..

For real..

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Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

@Kylie Breton

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

Dollar store gas

I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Office Hours

This is how it is as a Business owner, Wife, Mother of and trying to keep your head on straight.

Haha!  I wish I had come up with this response when asked this question.  Diet Coke all the way!!!

I drink much soda anymore but if I do it is always Diet Coke. I get pissed if they have diet pepsi.

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

This is sooooo true! And now I have to find somewhere to make this into a shirt for the man thing...

LOL funny truth true true story teen quotes sarcasm relatable funny quotes stupidity so-relatable

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

I don't answer.

so true

My best friend and I

#Friendship #Quotes … . Top 100 Cute Best Friend Quotes #Sayings

Kay Seriously, why aren't we comedians? We are fucking hilarious!

Patience or bail money

I say, "Lord give me patience.or strength with a side of bail money!

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