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Good thing Dan drinks, or else all of our friends, relatives, neighbors, acquaintances enemies and strangers would not know how much he loves them.

the worst part of having kids

Funny parenting meme- The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. SO TRUE - WorkLAD - Banter, Funny Pics, Viral Videos

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team.

To Start Drinking Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes ;)

First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Gotta love it. :-) I love pumpkin spice lattes!

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I run because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. And drink. A lot. I will start running.

Trace, this one is for you!!x

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

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