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I saw a girl texting and driving the other day & it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window & threw my beer at her :P | eCards

Life should be like water polo. When someone pisses you off, just beat the living crap out of them an sit in the ejection box for twenty seconds.

Do you remember saying you would never piss me off? Well you just fucking have. This side of me you do not want to see.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'd rather suck farts out of dead seagulls than work with you one more day!

Stop asking me if it is "my time of the month" when I get pissed off about your utter lack of intelligence or common sense. I can be mad without being on my period.