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Lets make it Saturday night so i don't miss Blue Bloods.

Basically the reaction of every sane woman in America!

Women's reactions in a nutshell

Robert Downy Jr (iron man) and Johnny Depp (cap'n jack sparrow) should make a movie together.

fora do alcance das crianças, haha

Look Mom I'm a Unicorn. Try explaining that one to your kids, without telling them there is a dildo on their head. Of course this would happen when you have guests over.


The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people. Biggest truth EVER.

Lol stay home when you're sick! #weneedmedicareforallnow!

Funny Get Well Ecard: Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting. My life right now!

I'm sure I've posted this before... But it's SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

men are fuckers. My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol

How I write essays

Writing essays - Me writing essays is like Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove quotes: "The poison for Kuzco.

The 1940 Census is online? Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles uphill both ways to the archives to see a census image!

Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

haha yep... nuff said!                              AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Choose GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just sayin!

From where I see, you have two options. You can either -Shut the fuck up, or -Get the fuck out.


My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. Pick up lines funny humor

So true.

The only thing saving your life. And I hate Stripes.Horizontal stripes are no one's friend.

That last girl gets me every time.  She has just been enlightened.

This Girl's Mind Was Blown

I love the little girl's face in the fourth square. She so gets the puppy brother. This is my favorite commercial!

19 things that will drive your OCD self insane

19 things that will drive your OCD self insane

19 things that'll drive your OCD self insane. >>I don't think I have OCD, but these would drive even me crazy.