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Sandi I an cracking up. This one's for you.

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I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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The Best Funny Pictures Compilation Now that’s funny, check out more here!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2 - BabyCenter

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2

I'm cranky, I just gave myself progesterone shot and it's making me itchy and nauseated, my kids are out of town, my husband's working late, and I'm super bitchy.

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I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.


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Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.


ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.