My cousins had put my name on Elvis' mailing list -- not a big deal -- long before you purchased mailing lists. The man seldom appeared at his own parties. For two or three years I received a Christmas card and tired of moving them around, I cut one apart and had it framed, pitched the others. Merely signed: The Presleys. It's embossed, not HIS signature, I'd love to sell it, but I'm afraid I would grow sideburns if I put it in the trash.