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I neeeed this!

But mine should say curling iron. And the oven! Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat / Area Rug Funny Door Mat, Clever Door Mat

hilarious  Somehow I don't think the other person would appreciate hearing this said.

I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. I can take it! "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.

Dear Santa :)

my Christmas letter. "Dear Santa, This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.



diet humor  ... if there is such a thing

"Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.and muffins are healthy. You're welcome :)" I KNEW IT! Cupcakes are healthy!

This is very good. Both funny and lovely. It would make a great greeting card for someone you love.

Now that is true love…

funny valentines day card i love you like sheldon loves his spot! Jaime would love this :)

i want this tank! https://www.fanprint.com/stores/how-i-met-yourmother?ref=5750

Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels Except Wine Cupcakes Whiskey Bacon Vodka Cheese


So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Spring harvest

hairy fat woman bathtub shaving legs with chainsaw razors, cavewomen neanderthal women Spring is coming. spring harvest sign over bathtub,