In my defense ;) When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?" Funny sayings / jokes / ecards
Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.