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: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.

Hockey. The only professional sport where you have to sit in time out for 2 minutes for not playing nice with others.

The only professional sport where you have to sit in time out for 2 minutes for not playing nice with others. You sit in the box, and you feel shame.

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game - BuzzFeed Mobile - doing this. This is my life. No wonder I drink so much!

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game

This is fantastic! The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game- hilarious/ true. People would die of alcohol poisoning if they did this.

Since February I have been a good girl..... But watch out! Now its Football Season and its on!

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: Since February I have been a good girl. Now its Football Season and its on!

Welcome to your 28th birthday!!!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a baby shower, shopping at Forever 21 is becoming awkward and hangovers last 2 days.

Good way to get the house clean. Lol!

Cinderella party - This is what I should do next year if Stephanie wants a Cinderella themed party!

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Nursing

You have 8 facial piercings, nipple rings, and tattoos covering of your body. You don't get to cry when I state that I'm here to start your IV! But iv's hurt!

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