So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? For the last 24 years I thought it was different levels of toastyness. Technically it is different levels of toastyness, because how ever let my you put it for determines how toasty it will be!
"Every high school should have a mandatory class called "Life" which teaches you how to: sew, change a tire/oil, do taxes, basic first aid, basic cooking etc. Basic things that you need in real life."<< this used to be a thing but schools cut it
Someone from Wichita Falls, Texas, US posted a whisper, which reads "Brain at 3 AM: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics from the past 30 years Me: no we need to sleep Brain: . YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND"
*at a job interview* Interviewer: What would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Being so lazy that I do everything correctly the first time so that I don't have to do it again. I got the job<<--not such a bad weakness I'd say