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Mombie (noun) - An exhausted mother that feeds on coffee and survives on wine.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face!

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

Lest go on a diet they said... It will be fun they said.

Funny Family Ecard: Hangry: A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'll CUT YOU!

My hearts says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god women, eat a salad.

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

Face book humor

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Exactly how I feel!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

for many, many years.....until they finally learn that sleeping in isn't so bad after all.  Then you fight with them to get up before noon. lol

Kids are the reason to wake up. 8 am will always still be too early.

The description on this pin when I found it was "angry" about how women are portrayed and how hormones are to blame, blah, blah, blah. I read it out loud and my husband can't stop laughing. WITH me.

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

1 glass a night...

Funny pictures about I'm no alcoholic. Oh, and cool pics about I'm no alcoholic. Also, I'm no alcoholic.


Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Meu Deus, dai-me por favor... / Dear Lord, please give me...

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

Wizard of Oz!! :-)

"You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys" -- Difficult be the life of a witch.Wizard of Oz