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Glad she got away from him

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Best of luck to Tom Cruise on reaching his thermostat all by himself in this heat wave.

hahaha.

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

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That annoying moment when you've planned an argument with clever comebacks but the other person doesn't stick to the script.

" Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is fairest of them all."

Everyday Disney: Day Disney Conversations It's true, I do speak fluently in movie quotes.but there are some times when Disney Conversations just get too funny not to share!

i'm gonnnna

Realist speaking

Monsters, it's the monsters. Blankets are magic force fields where monsters are concerned. Door locks, alarms, technology are for murderers, but it takes a magic force field blanket to keep the monsters away.

Ahahahahaha. Awkward.

i bet you read this wrong. you that read wrong. that awkward when you read that wrong too. And said "mom ent" after awkward.

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