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I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

hahahahahahaaaa you do finally get to this point!

LOL this is so me. my husband thinks they walk over me but i'm over it.

I thought this was funny!

It's so finny bc the toilet really is the most convenient time to pin!

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