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she's awfully paranoid ;)

The only person crazy enough to stalk you.

Recipes are like science fiction.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen.

@Brittany Horton Allison :)

Free, Friendship Ecard: We'll always be friends because we love hating things together.

Funny Ecard: It is only a matter of time before they add the word 'Syndrome' after my last name.

Why yes I am on a diet; It's called the too rich for food stamps, but too poor to buy food diet.

Fat Bitch

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

Droge humor!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?

I would like you a lot more if social media didn't keep me in touch with all your stupid thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I would like you a lot more if social media didn't keep me in touch with all your stupid thoughts.

ha ha

I'm so glad I finally found a job where I don't have to wear pants.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

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