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My Dear, Religion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it my face we have a problem.

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Religion is like a penis. Fundamentalists of all kinds annoy me, but because there are more fundie Christians where I live than fundie anything else, this is currently dedicated to them.

Lol The best use of "religion" and "penis" in the same sentence you'll see all day

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shut up liver

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Because I drink a lot of soda and wine

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My poor, poor liver!

Why else would you drink water

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crazylikemrfox: “ babesbaconandbooze: “ wrench-in-the-works: “ I take it as a suggestion. ” I always figure it would work better if taken with alcohol.

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Lemme know when you are done blaming everything and everyone else for your problems.
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So painfully fake

Cheers to you being weird & trying to make people believe your a badass chick.more like loser to me

Hahahah that's ur whole life tool shed

Keep doing it after I do loser!

Lemme know when you are done blaming everything and everyone else for your problems.

Lemme know when you are done blaming everything and everyone else for your problems.
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the only semi amusing part of business travel is doing exactly this.

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I'm literally sitting there like WTF!

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I think I'm starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK! Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 42 Pics

As long as you can understand the word gotta go pee. Then get the hellllll out of the way.

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There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, I hate more than people on cell phones in public bathrooms. If you work in retail it happens ALL the time bc employees take "bathroom breaks" so they can make phone calls.

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Maggie Smith as The Dowager Countess of Grantham (Violet) in Downton Abbey. Most marvelous acting and entire show is the very best currently on TV (PBS).

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline. A little creepy!

Meey Omari, the face of courage.

A HERO.This man protected an orphanage (with 25 orphans run by this man's mother) in Kenya from a gang of thugs with machete. A hero! The Internet collected (only was needed) to help them secure the orphanage wall & land. *Making a Difference!

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I have a lot of years of bitching under my belt, and it gets really fucking annoying when some little, snot nosed bitch thinks she can intimidate me. What are you going to do bitch, stab me with your fucking crayon?

I have PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that right now. I'm cleaning .

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I hate when people say you need alcohol to have fun. I don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.

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