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On a scale of one to Christian Grey, how good was he? Fifty Shades

Funny Seasonal Ecard: On a scale of one to Christian Grey, how good was he?

You know it's a good day...

"You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys" -- Difficult be the life of a witch.Wizard of Oz

How!?!?

hahahahahahahahaha pardon the bad word. but this is pretty darn funny!

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

Pouring salt in my sugar won't make yours any sweeter pissing in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener i've never gotten taller making someone else feel smallif you ain't

Pouring salt in my sugar won't make yours any sweeter pissing in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener i've never gotten taller making someone else feel small if you ain't got nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all

this is true

30-Day House Cleaning Challenge: Project #12-14 Update

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Don't Mistake My Kindness