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Tempting Trouble's Tales: I Always Mean What I Say

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I said this continually to my son.he finally stopped rolling his eyes. I would just say,"Did you find it?

truth. sincerely. if it's offensive to hear, understand that what you're putting out is offensive.

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Silent smiling woman - @lostpinup

The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent, smiling woman. And a silent, smiling dominic

Bank account: Bitch Where?

Kids will be kids

Wish some parents understood this!

If i'm silent

This is SO painfully true!!!!

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I know...right???

"Admit it. Life would be so boring without me." This I'm going to say to my sisters every time they get mad at me.

I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in an orgasm http://ibeebz.com

I’m canceling my subscription to your issues

Partly crowdy weather

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today, Walmart will be partly crowdy with a chance of people you know.

My mother didn't raise a fool

My mother didn't raise a fool. A psychotic cold-hearted bitch.but not a fool.

Thought of you and your broken collar bone....but this is also me pregnant! LOL :D

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear

#truth #LOL

Funny how the people who start with "I hate drama" n thn I b like uuuh Bitch stfu!

I'm sorry I slapped you.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking & I panicked