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if only i were a dawg :)

Rat shit bat shit dirty old cunt sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard piss fuck

The lost art of... lying.

Oh Dear God. Her captions. I can't even. "I was about to ride the bulldozer and the camera turned on by itself. I'm not a model." Hahahahahah I need to breathe.

HAHA! So wanna do this.

This is such an awesome idea! Pretend you are invisible! Just a little prank for strangers.

The only way to dispel awkward silences with confetti usage

How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face

How i feel in grad school

The picture says it all. Milli I FELT IN HIGH } Howl rm IN cones:. How you'll feel like after college High School College vs Llama dumb Einstein smart

Actually I wouldn't steal the food... I'd prob go to the Mall!! xD (And then go get the food)

I don't know why in the purge, everyone is killing everyone. Like, I would just be at the supermarket stealing all the food. SAME!

Dumb laws still on the books in the USA

10 dumb laws in the USA. Seriously, I wish they would post the stories on what happened to require laws like these to be enforced. Also I would like to move to Virginia