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My shopping sprees consisted of ink pens and books. If I was really pissed off, I bought a new ink pen;

Shit Storm – a surgical tech learns that karma is a dish best served brown. Surgical Technology Humor

Shit Storm a surgical tech learns that karma is a dish best served brown.

Funny I tell my hubby this all the time...he says "get up beautiful, time for work" :)

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

Despicable Me funny minion quotes of the day 041   Funniest Minions Quotes Of The Week

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Flying monkies are friends ,  relatives, and strangers that the narcissist manipulates into doing her bidding. After investing enough time grooming flying monkies to abuse and harass their victims, the narcissist can relax. And let the flying mommies do her dirty work for her.

Magick Wicca Witch Witchcraft: "You know it's been a good day when you didn't have to unleash the flying monekys." (It's better to be a good than a bad Witch.

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