Congratulations on being unemployed! Yet still affording new clothes, weed, and alcohol. Seems legit.

Congratulations on being unemployed! Yet still affording new clothes, weed, and alcohol. Seems legit.

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

Ok, about 50 Harry Potter Awww moments with this click... :) I balled the whole time...

Ok, about 50 Harry Potter Awww moments with this click... :) I balled the whole time...

Sometimes I wish my life had background music... that way, I would know what the hell is going on!

Sometimes I wish my life had background music... that way, I would know what the hell is going on!

A boyfriend would be nice but I'm already in a committed relationship with alcohol and poor decisions.

A boyfriend would be nice but I'm already in a committed relationship with alcohol and poor decisions.

My best friend may not be the most responsible human but she sure is fun as shit! Tnx for getting drunk with me and confirming that you're the kind of crazy drunk I want in my life along with seven bottles of wine. by daddyissues_ More

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