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When I'm in a good mood that is.


Target vs Walmart:to shower and put real clothes on vs rolling out of bed and going in your Jammies

I am too good for Walmart, and I love Target. Classier people shop at Target.

I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me!



People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better. LOL This made me laugh so hard! ESPECIALLY TODAY!

Interesting blog about being politically correct and a funny debate in comments.  #Skysimone

If my dad was on Pinerest, he would appreciate this.

haha, my husband totally gives me an affection erection...

I like you so much that when ever I see you I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart-on. An affection erection.