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Motherhood---wanting to pee alone

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

I wonder how many people won't get it.  Probably the same ones who don't know the difference between "you're" and your.

Proper grammar makes me happy. I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

Oh Betty White!

Betty White is hilarious. Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! I always wonder what Allen Ludden would think of her now!

angry birds

What really happened at Stonehenge. What REALLY happened at Stonehenge Stonehenge Angry Birds rocks England uk queen ra

Cannot be un-seen lol

I didn't before, but now I can't see anything else, damn it! Some things you just can't unsee!

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Quality service - http://www.hvac-hacks.com/quality-service/

We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!

I’m gonna be that dad…

I’m gonna be that dad…

"My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday." <-- parenting done right HILARIOUS when my dad sees this my birthday cakes for the rest of y life are set


Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?


This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

I'd do that!

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

Get it right Santa.... OR I'm leaving you carrots and water!!!! Kisses!!

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

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Hilarious! OMG...I hate to say this is true, but...ahem...I'm always in the mindset of...hmm...could I use this in a craft somehow? And I don't even have a craft space really! Hello storage bins in closets, under bed, and closets stuffed with 'stuff'. This is so funny!

No, you do not need any sort of paper towel/toilet paper roll to make any sort of "art. Make the paper roll "art" stop!