Ajax away kit, 1989. This is the best worst kit, I reckon. Indeed, it inspired a blog! I discovered it when editing The Worst Football Kits of All Time and genuinely love it. It is hideously beautiful and beautifully videos in equal measure.
Angler fish, Melanocetus johnsoniAngler fish (pictured above) in all their varied forms have to find a place in this list somewhere. When the majority of your kind look like an experiment with hybridising porcupines, man traps and deflated footballs then you're seldom going to win any prizes in a beauty contest