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And no memorial!!?!

"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director.

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men are fuckers. My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol

No, bitch, it's not. I'm sorry that we can't carry both Pepsi AND coke products. Maybe I should just give you what we have and laugh on the inside when you can't tell the difference. If you've never been a server, shut the hell up.

{'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?'} My feelings exactly

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Bluntcards - Bluntcard makes cards that are pretty hilarious, taking everyone’s personal thoughts and placing them on a classy backdrop. Bluntcard i.

{Vintage Humor}

Hair Quotes: Motivation for a Good Hair Day Every Day

vintage humor woman I didn't want to go out but my hair looked too good to say home, holding can hairspray,

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

A one way ticket ;) lol!

I literally laughed out loud. BUT - I would choose my husband first and hope he had a million dollars hidden in his pocket!

Don't Need No Education? WRONG  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

I must admit to being a Grammar Nazi from a very young age. I drove my family nuts because I constantly corrected any and all poor use of grammar. Double negatives were my worst pet peeve of them all!

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Douche...lol

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

Naming Your WiFi

Want to freak out your neighbors? Name your WiFi "FBI Surveillance Van".

freaking love this!

Support Group...Another one bites the dust

nickthejam: “ Then don’t join my fan club bitch. ” this was funny to me

More Than Sayings: Control your temper

I did that to my ex husband except I used his toothbrush to clean the fish tank because he rarely brushed his teeth and I figured he wouldn't need it! One month later he asked where his toothbrush was!

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