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Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

All day!

Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something (Funny Kids Pictures) -

What are y'all doing out there?

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

Serving my drinks in these tiny glasses is only creating more work for you. Now go and fetch me something more bucket-ish

Sunday morning all you can drink Mamosas. Just bring a pitcher. Seriously, I promise we are going to drink way more than one glass.

so THE truth!!

I think that goes for really anything, not just parenthood. parents call your name from distant room; friend asks the same question for the millionth time, all "for fuck's sake" moments

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

My most enjoyable time, all the extra bedtime giggles and kisses as they fall asleep

So not fair!

Facebook Thursday …. Plus!

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: Government assistance: You may think it comes from rich people, but it comes from people who work 70 hours a week and still can't afford to buy what you can.

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