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Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're lukewarm piss in a plastic cup

Back to court we go....only one your hurting is your child guess you haven't grown up enough to realize that yet maybe with your next kid coming you'll understand its not all about you.

Step moms and blended families. No matter who she sells her facade to, SHE is the psycho! If only we had added this to our vows to remain positive while dealing with crazy lunatic!

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Best part of being a momma is always hearing "mommy, watch this, watch what I can do" .

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Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when actual fact they're luke warm piss in a plastic cup

All the same, I would be lying if I said that most people, who tend to be corny at heart, can relate, in some way, to some relationship goals–even the grossly sexual ones. (Many of us are have both corniness and sexual deviancy at heart, I suppose.) So, check out these ~sexual~ relationship goals that you might actually be able to relate to:

13 Sexual Relationship Goals You'll Actually Be Able To Relate To

"You gotta marry someone you know you'd still be down to have sex in the laundry room while the kids are watching Lion king and 10 minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets come out of the oven.

Clearly the circus lives down the street and has to stalk my life every day!

Clearly the circus lives down the street and has to stalk my life every day!

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