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[Submitted by: Firestorm 17 Mr. Stark is hereby forbidden from modifying the Iron Man suit to be “fully functional and anatomically correct.“]

Loki is reminded that the Chitauri sceptre no longer belongs to him, and that it should be returned immediately. He is also obligated to return agent Barton to his former, uncompromised state once more. We can only rely on agent Romanoffs violence for so long. Loki is reminded that agent Barton answers to me, and only me, no matter how much you Miss your little Hawk.

The agents that decided it would be a good idea to let Loki watch “Groundhog Day” will be assigned turbine cleaning duties for the next month, starting today. Given that we’re all repeating today...

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.

The only thing that I don't like about these is that they put Sigyn and Sif as Thor and Loki's partners, I know that they are in real life but its funnier with Darcy and Jane instead of these two!