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Funny Get Well Ecard: Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!

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Funny Flirting Ecard: It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Let's stay up unreasonably late...

My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. Almost too true to be funny :)

Decisions, Decisions! Lol dying

Funny Halloween Ecard: I cant decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut.

I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income. ~ Suck3r Punch

Funny Tax Day Ecard: I want to do to your body what the IRS does to your income.

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Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho!

Whooping ass!

Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. I parallel park like a champ!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

I have a few people I would like to say this to

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

advice

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you.

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