Save your bacon fat. Bacon fat is a weapon against Muslim Terrorists. Muslim terrorists will not go to heaven if they are touched with pig products before or after death. Christians, on the other hand, will think they have gone to heaven :)
This month, How To Eat is in a country pub trying to enjoy a ploughman's lunch. But an argument is raging about what that means. Ham? One cheese or three? Is pate OK? Are pickled onions edible? Is this a sharing dish or best enjoyed solo?