*on a very sunny day, human sits in the sunniest place they can find sunbathing* Vampire: *standing ten feet away inside* BABE! BABE WHY? PLEASE TALK TO ME // holly shit I already found johndave fanfiction about it
After years of gentle persuasion your best friend since childhood finally agrees to seek professional help for serious mental problems. Much to your dismay, as she begins to improve you slowly start to realize that you are her imaginary friend.