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This is so wrong.

This is so wrong. <<< These puns are going to kill me<<<That was so low bro

Scratch my belly please?

"I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to dog. Please pet me and bring snacks.

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I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal you unfrosted weirdo.


I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut…

Do I look like a cartographer?

I can get a in college but when someone tells me to turn left I honestly have to think about that for a second and when I hear Stuff like East or West I say point and Give me objects or street names to turn by instead.

Might be my new favorite quote

~ Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music. Share your funny stories in the comments below!