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Oh so true!

The water filter cartridge has been one of the most important parts of the most families in the world.

Best Filter Cartridge-Gadget Reviews

Except I swear I got my sister's kid! Well played karma indeed ;

**I had a C-section - but still find this quite hilarious as both my kids were covered in EWE!!**

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Douche...lol

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

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The Rae's: mom humor

Haha!

50 shades of grey baby boom.too funny

Ice cream trucks

I tell my boys that the Ice Cream Truck is a music truck.

Oh my gosh! This happened just the other day. We were headed to the park and I wanted us to feed the ducks so I stopped at the gas station where an older gentleman  (obviously a grandpa) was the clerk. My son asked me for a candy, and I told him no and the man then gives it to him.... great, just great. Thanks for that

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Mostly curse drink and laugh!

Funny Music Ecard: Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But here's the bright side.....It's not a baby.

Funny Music Ecard: Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But here's the bright side.It's not a baby.

Growing up my mother told me all these things that swore I would never tell my children once I had them. Little did I know the older I got the more I would say such things I swore would never leav…

OMG I’m morphing

ugh so true . it's happening more and more.

Oh the joys of managing a hotel

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

I've pinned this before but people, SERIOUSLY!!!!  Drives me up a horrible grammar wall!

More English teacher humor :). My biggest grammar pet peeve!

HAHA!!  So sad but so true...my poor kid!!

mom pinned 237 recipes & i'm eating bologna.

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