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dinner every night?  feel my pain?  I've got other things I have to do.  It must be your turn darling!!!

dinner every night? feel my pain? I've got other things I have to do. It must be your turn darling!

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

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People will ALWAYS complain about the weather! Its either too hot,or too cold outside,too damn windy or "shew I'd like to feel a cool breeze right now" I could go on.lol

sooo true, i'm never happy with the weather, it needs to be early autumn!

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true

Haha! I've never shopped at Forever 21. And I sure as hell am no light weight. It'll take quite a few more to equal a hangover. Still young enough for that. ;)

except you throw in a baby shower at least once a month on top of it and the hangover thing.

That moment when you turn into a ninja because a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider.

That moment when you turn into a ninja because a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider. Just happened to me! Giant spider web outside.

I live in a madhouse ruled by a time army that I made myself.

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"that awkward moment when you realize you just punished you kid for acting exactly like you"

"that awkward moment when you realize you just punished you kid for acting exactly like you" happens all the time :)

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hah hah

'Sorry Your Sick Day Is Due To Actual Sickness': 10 Of The Most Hysterical Get Well E-Cards

Funny Get Well Ecard: Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting. My life right now!