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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor RIP, December 99 years old!

SUCKS to be named Jay, during the 1920's!?! - NowYouKno

So when I think "Get out of the road, idiot. You trying to die today or what?", I'm actually just being accurate.

True.... Remember she would even carry my pic around flaunting me... Ha Boom bitch

funny pictures history - Im not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.

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Beauty is in the eye of the pinner! No pin limits on any of my boards ❤️

As I was reading I started to laugh thinking this was a dirty joke. I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Best Funny Minion quotes of the hour PM, Sunday February 2016 PST) – 10 pics>>>>i NEED to stop being dirty minded.

"Mistakes are a part of the dues one pays for a full life." -- Sophia Loren

Mistakes are a part of the dues one pays for a full life ~ Sofia Loren ~ Single love

I agree. - GagBar

It sounds about right then // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - am not Native American, but I love this because racism in all forms needs to STOP in this country!

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i read that a foreigner heard it and, being unfamiliar with the term, thought they ordered a bank in the shape of a pig

"Bag" by Hendrik Kerstens

Photograph by Hendrik Kerstens. It looks like a painting by an old Dutch Master. It's really a photograph of a woman with a plastic bag on her head. Love it.

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Words For Teenagers - 1959 (As Parents, we must teach this to our children!) If only I understood this as a teenager. No matter how much my parents tried to drive this into me, I didn't truly get it.