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How do ugly people find love and marriage and I haven't yet?

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Ha haha, or a new pen at work before it's stolen no matter how original it is--BA

Or for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick period. I regularly lose them and find them after I've bought a replacement, causing an extreme surplus in chapstick.

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Yes law and order svu....love

I guess I'm a real man! But I believe it's supposed to say "smart" men marry nurses. Or "hypochondriacs" marry nurses.

Haha! I do love my books. Although, I'm considering getting a Kobo because I've moved enough that I really don't like the fact that my books take up 4-5 totes.

I don’t use an iPad to read, I use books. I keep it real, motherfuckers. Via someecards (Made by me, Jane)

I totally smother my pets lol

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

HA! Someone just told me this the other day

Funny pictures about What girls think during their period. Oh, and cool pics about What girls think during their period. Also, What girls think during their period.

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Many a time has passed when I did the exact same thing. Possibly even said/thought the same thing.

seriously could you imagine! Bunch of naked people running around sunrise looking for swamps!

Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth