THE DAILY CALVIN: Calvin and Hobbes, March 9, 1989 - But I've been disappointed so often now, I'm finally getting numb to it. | Maybe the mailman made a second trip today and delivered it in the last five minutes. | Wow! I never thought of that! C'mon!
Calvin and Hobbes, BEDTIME STORIES WITH DAD - It doesn't have any romance in it, does it? Does it have any boring descriptions in it? It doesn't have a moral, does it? I hate being told how to live my life.
THE DAILY CALVIN: Calvin and Hobbes, June 22, 1989 - So I'll sit here and do all the tedious, agonizing planning and organizing... you know, making the tough calls and the hard decisions. You won't have to do any of that. All YOU do then is pick up what I tell you to, ok?
THE DAILY CALVIN: Calvin and Hobbes, December 24, 1988 - You're not using chunky peanut butter, right? I won't eat smooth! Make it an open face sandwich too! Don't put any jelly on it or anything! And use some normal bread! I don't like those weird grain breads! Did you cut it diagonally? I like triangles better than rectangles, so be sure to cut it right!