Volunteered to marry a psycho king with a habit of beheading his wives and totally won him over with her leet storytelling skills. Invented soap operas by shoving a cliffhanger on the end of each story. (Thousand and One Arabian Nights)
O, sisters, cross the bridge with me, My eyes are full of sand. What matter that I cannot see, If ye take me by the hand? Illustration by Florence Harrison, from Early poems of William Morris, New-York, 1914. Via archive.org.