Buy plates from Dollar Store, write things like, Night Before Christmas, wedding vows for a gift. they used a Porcelain 150 Pen which is permanent and safe once baked for 30 mins in a conventional oven. --I like this idea!
I want one that says "Late work.ain't nobody got time for that!" I spend so much time on late work it's ridiculous! Use sharpie and write on cup, bake at 350 for 30 minutes . I know someone that would live this.