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I'm your kinky sex toy. Bite me, lick me, scratch my back and give my ass a lil smack!

I think I've Pin'd enough pictures of Synyster Gates now... said no A7X fan EVER!

Free and Funny Music Ecard: I think I've Pin'd enough pictures of Synyster Gates now.

Bless your heart!! *wink* @Kara Jeanine, thought of you with the precious comment!

In the south, "Aren't you precious" translates to "At least you're mama thinks your pretty" and "Bless your heart" translates to "Can you really be that stupid" Southern Sayings

Do men talk themselves out of more sex than seduce their partner into it?

You do realize my vagina has an On/Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

it's true

Funny Friendship Ecard: I might not be able to stop you from saying that out loud, but I can still tell you that you're an asshole when you do.

Since some people seem to have an issue with people using words with more than 3 syllables- "Like, tell her to stop using all of these BIG words." And seriously, I couldn't make that up if I tried.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Since narcissistic was too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

Dear Santa, I've finished my Christmas List and all I want this year is SYNYSTER GATES.

This could be a problem b/c it seems like a lot of people are hitting Santa up for Synyster Gates!

Yes! Selective OCD - this is the best explanation ever! I resemble this statement.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.