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It's hard to pull myself away from TCM!;)

I have so much housework. What movie should I watch ? - vintage retro funny quote >>> Why is this so true!

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

Eye roll

Never suppress. The really funny thing to me is that I don't even know Im eyerolling, it just happens, I have no poker face and if Im eyerolling at you then you deserve it !

So wrong....

Our gOal is tO assist yOu in yOur weight lOss, with respect & dignity. Please step On the livestOck scale.

OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready" but I'm happy to report this Fall my body is 100% "poncho ready!"

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready,"but I'm happy to report this Fall my body is totally "poncho ready!

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I consider myself to be a realist? But most people just call me a bitch.D retro funny.

new goal for 2012, find an appropriate time to say this

yolanda: (via Historic LOLs After Dark: Hold My... - silas216

Shit definitely got real if you ask someone to hold your earrings or purse!