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Please, I’m fabulous…

Please, I’m fabulous…

I love little kids. They're so funny and this kid omg he's so cute lol just look at his face at the end!

Or commanding me to do something WHILE I'm doing it, then giving me that smarmy look as if to say "That's right, I MADE you do something."  *stabbitystabbity*

INTJ "If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drops to zero.

"You are chosen by God to be your children's mother. He doesn't make mistakes."

My son has the mom he was supposed to have. I was chosen by God to be the mom of this little munchkin, and I take that calling very seriously!

Parenting, you're doing it right

"This dad dresses up in a different costume every single day and waves as his teenage son goes by on the schoolbus." This dad is BEST. This guy deserves an award.


Move forward.

You survived what you thought would kill you. Now straighten your crown and move forward like the queen you are.