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My kids call it "yelling" when I raise my voice. But I call it "motivational speaking" for the selective hearing!

cllipka Things our mothers taught us All about love. Repin or share and don't forget to listen to Noelito Flow Music. Thank You

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

Take head all you youngins. We really do love u.

My Promise To My Children oh yes so true. I do so because you are my children. Love you both more than my own life. Some can only look from afar but I do not nor will I ever because I am your parent I am your dad.

FASD- Those Are Symptoms, Not Behaviors

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth) Like this.

What's going on up there?!

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

This is when you REALLY have to worry!

A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.


Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

Exactly how I feel!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

and I also know how to pray someone to either get right or get gone......Just saying.

Ooooh I will be this kind of mom when the boys are older. I will keep those kinds of girls away from my sons. No one did it for my hubby when he was young and I will not let that happen to my boys.

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Women are not moody. We simply have days we are less inclined to put up with your shit. View more funny quotes. Related posts: Women Are Not Moody The Difference Between Men And Women I’ll Never Understand Women Don’t Get Your Panties In A Bunch

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Hell hath no Fury like your Kid... --- repin, only links to pic :/ -- credit on photo: ReciteThis.com ~cm

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Oh to be a kid again!

x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

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Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!

There should be a #line at every #supermarket for those who have their #act together #LetsGetWordy

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.