"Walk away Mr Kelly. One way or another these sausages are coming with me." Note: Your cat should not actually eat sausages unless they're homemade because they could contain toxic ingredients like onion, or too much salt.
A cat purring on your lap is more healing than any drug in the world, as the vibrations you are receiving are of pure love and contentment. Francis of Assisi. Who knows if he really said this, but I like the quote anyway.
Charges quicker than my phone, sits around for as much time as my phone does, eats as much money as my phone does. How come my phones battery doesn't last as long on one charge as the damn cat does.cuz cats are special♥♥♥