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Yep that's me EVERY day

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Isn't that the truth!   Or during the week, it's hard to roll out of bed, but on the weekend, I wake up at the time my weekday alarm would ring.....so frustrating!

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up. My Life story!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Just saying

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill! Funny but true!

It's Friday!!   Now for the weekend!! What shall I find to do?   I sure hope it's a pretty one I'd love to lay on the beach!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Ha! I say this all the time. When her phone goes dead she says what if I pass out. My response someone will call 911. She is my worry wart. Love my daughter so much.

But mom what if they kidnapped me they'd bring you back trust me

Seriously, it's weird ;p

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

Laughter laughter

Funny pictures about Laughing so hard. Oh, and cool pics about Laughing so hard. Also, Laughing so hard.

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room,  and answer,  I haven't decided yet.

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, I haven't decided yet.

some days, I hate everyone.

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

LOL!! Yep! Comme l'a si bien montré Louis-José Houde dans De père en flic!

I really hate spider webs I`m always afraid that the spider got caught somewhere in my hair :P

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