Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.
Someone from Flint posted a whisper, which reads "Justin: is it too late to say I'm sorry? Selena: yes, I'm too good for you Justin: what do you mean? Selena: I'm so sick of that same old love Adele: Hello?
If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches. #FitnessFunny