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After hogging all week all i can hope for is a miracle! by rohitreddygoa

Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.

Seriously, what is going on?

Jumanji - Star Wars - Terminator - Jurassic Park - So true! what is going on?

Someone from Flint posted a whisper, which reads "Justin: is it too late to say I'm sorry? Selena: yes, I'm too good for you Justin: what do you mean? Selena: I'm so sick of that same old love Adele: Hello?

If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches. #FitnessFunny

If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches. #FitnessFunny

Xo

Not completely true. "Smarties" is a candy name but I guess that might be the same thing as a nerd.

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