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Sad that this actually happens to me...... Before the call the insane asylum saying please take her back

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal - lolsotrue

Short people problems xD

i HATE when short people complain about this. TALL PEOPLE PROBLEM you get happy when you see people taller than you!

I don't know, but boobs are just fabulous. Like I hate my own, but other peoples are just amazing, and I really don't mind if you are chubby or not

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What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

Short girl problems

Short girl problems - Cara has her chair cranked up so high. She's short too though.

Sometimes I think I'm too picky but then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.

Omigosh this is totally going to be my new outlook on life. "I'm not picky, you should see my dog when he's looking for a place to poop. Now THAT'S picky.

I see them all the time... one of them wanted to show me something in his car when I was at work today.  Um...no thank you, creepiest man ever.

Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep you have a person locked in your basement.

Yes. My only regret was my delivery but what I said was true and that's why it pisses you off so much.

Yr the shitty person trying to get her to give her baby away and not legally either that's called child abandonment